So this weekend I got all caught up with Season 3 of “The Hills”. Now maybe I’m kinda old to watch The Hills, but hey, what’s wrong with watching ridiculously mind numbing shows on MTV every once in awhile?

The cast members of The Hills are live at the premiere party. Seriously, we needed a premiere party? This isn’t the Grammy’s is it? Lemme check…uh, no. Anyway, tonight we start with a replay of season 3’s finale where Lauren, Lo, and Audrina move into the house together.

I’m thrilled they shrunk the commercials on the screen to make room for The Hills trivia! I mean, really, I just can’t get enough of The Hills. Yeah right.

Ok, I have a couple things to say about the finale- What the heck is Heidi thinking? Don’t choose your loser boyfriend over work! Lauren already did that and look how things turned out with Jason. Lauren, are you blind? Lo is totally trying to ruin your friendship with Audrina.

The replay of the last 3 episodes of Season 3 is a big ol’ waste of time considering MTV played the whole season all weekend long.

MTV is coming out with two new shows- Exiled and Busted. Exiled is about spoiled rich snobs who go to another country to learn a “life-long lesson”. Yeah, I’m sure that will last. Busted is about teenagers breaking the law and getting caught. We need a show for that?

The premiere party is dragging and, I must add, totally lame. Get to Season 4 already!

The show begins with Lauren and Whitney at work. Lauren has a date tonight with Doug whom she dated in high school. Audrina’s birthday is this week; Lauren and Lo are throwing her a party and Lo is even helping. Heidi’s sister is coming to LA for the weekend. Spencer just moved back in with Heidi and Heidi’s sister doesn’t know they are back together. Uh oh. Shockingly, Spencer is being a butt. Doug asks Lauren out on a second date in like the first five minutes of their date. Desperate much?

I’m anxiously waiting for the drama between Lo and Audrina to begin in this episode. Ok, on to the party. Here we go. Lo asks Audrina who she invited and Lo’s response is, “well, we’re just gonna have to enjoy the company that comes.” Audrina walks out of the room and Lauren shoots Lo a “what the hay?” look. Holly, Heidi’s sister, gets an LA makeover. Holly yells at Heidi for not telling their parents that she and Spencer are back together. Heidi says she isn’t sacrificing anything for her relationship with Spencer. Yeah, ok.

Lauren comes in to find Lo during the party. Lo’s upstairs playing with the dog. Lo says she feels like she’s making an effort with Audrina and it isn’t reciprocated. Um, ok, she’s a liar, selfish, and witchy.

Ooh, I love Holly’s makeover. Cute extensions! Lauren thinks Lo’s gone threw hoops for Audrina. Pass the crack pipe, sweetie, so I can think good thoughts about Lo too.

Lo apologizes to Audrina for being absent at her party. She tells Audrina they’ve tried making things work and Audrina says she doesn’t click with Lo. Lo says the blame is put on her and she doesn’t think that’s fair. Ooh, poor baby. Audrina feels that Lo has an attitude. Right on, sista! Audrina says she has friends that treat her good and include her and that she and Lo will never be friends. Yay for Audrina!